Tim’s first job 504 Scott News has confirmed that Mr. Timothy Tampon, the newest and most unexpected hire in the 504 Scott school transportation system, has officially set the record for Shortest Bus Driving Career in Louisiana History. Officials say Timothy proudly beat out over 100 other applicants, despite openly listing “crippling mental disorder” under special talents on his application. One school board member admitted, “We thought he was joking. Turns out… he was not.” But the optimism di